Distraction: Ask a Ninja

This is a funny website with some great interviews.

"What's it like being a ninja?"

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"It's really hard to explain to somebody who's not a ninja. It's like the Jews, you know. They can't explain to anybody what it is to be a Jew. We're not a race, its not a job, we're not an entertainment company, we're lots of things. So, you know, its like being a very deadly Jew.

"It's kind of like trying to explain Final Fantasy XIII to a lemon."

This website proves that if there is a God, he has a sense of humor, and he's probably a ninja.