Demotivational Friday: Success

On one hand, everyone hates Paris Hilton, and a large chunk of the population doesn't like Hugh Hefner for some reason or another. On the other hand, they're wildly rich, famous, and by all accounts quite happy with their lives. We put sex, money, and beauty on a platform, we seek them our entire lives, but then despise those who attain it.

My explanation: We're idiots.

Slightly longer version: Envy, hypocrisy, Freudian need fulfillment, misogyny, capitalism, biology, religion, and human nature vs. morality.

Anywho, happy 80th birthday Hef. Can I come to the party, you soulless smut peddler?