Article: Tylenol Tempts Fate

This article would be very funny, if it weren't so sad:

There's a not-so-new buzzword attacking the world of consumer products: "Customizability." It's the latest trend and the latest push, and outside of having Burger King's meat YOUR WAY, there's never been a more clear cut example of customizability infiltrating the world of we-the-consumers as Tylenol's new "Flavor Creator" kit -- medicine that you make yourself!

Medicine that tastes like candy. Great. This is exactly what you should have lying around the house where your children can drink it.

Is there a way to buy stock futures for a lawsuit?