Distraction: Baby T-Shirts

Long ago I decided that if I ever have children, that I will embarrass them mercilessly. I will also laugh maniacally while doing it. But since I'm single, I'm reduced to spreading the tools of embarrassment on the internet, in the vain hope that my friends will torture their spawn for my amusement. And so I present to you, political t-shirts for babies. This is my favorite:





I know it means I'm sappy, but I would totally vote for the Teddy Bear party. I wonder if they support universal health care for boo-boos?