Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Distraction: Terror Alert Warning

This is strait out of The Onion. A hilarious, weekly read of mine updated on Wednesdays. (You should also check out their museum appreciation tips). I'm disappointed they didn't have one for DC, though I blogged about the similarly humorous/inane color coded Terror Alert System a while back. I guess if I added one for the District, I would say something like "handing out flyers to tourists explaining how to act as human shields for locals in case of attack." Wait, maybe that was just my dream on the Metro ride to work this morning.


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