Distraction: Best Video Ever

Mr. T, in his best attempt to make money and ruin his career, made a video at some point in the late 1980's. This video taught kids various lessons, like not doing drugs and wearing the appropriate amount of jewelry. I'm not sure exactly what the video was called, but I think it was "Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool." (No kidding, it was something like that, with no intentional sense of camp or irony).

Somebody was nice enough to post the "Treat your mother right" video. Seriously, take two minutes and watch it. You'll be laughing about it for a week.

Hat tip to Alien Loves Predator (a great, though rarely updated web comic) for the link.