Thursday, June 01, 2006

The folks at Gillette are pervs, thank God!

The good folks at Gillette have come out with a new razor, and this one is for the ladies. It's the female version of the Mach 3 Turbo which (as you may recall) has a tiny motor and battery which causes it to....move. The Gillette website even goes as far as to comment on the Venus Vibrance's "soothing vibrations." Female razor....soothing vibrations. Seems very well thought out until you realize that they totally didn't need to waste the production cost on the "Moisture Glide Stripes."
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